Email: Jan 2005 to NZ
How is'tar Old Luvs
It has come to my insendiary and exempliary british notice that you have been unfavourably ignoring my emails on the email for I.T. delinquents and beginners webbensitenfurpissenpotten.
This is you last chance to share your experiences in the Nelson Paradise - sorry Napoleon's Pair of Dice - I mean Nora's pair of tights.
Today (Monday) has been beautifull wetter and I have been fixing my mother's dyson in a swarm of early spring midges in bright sunshine in the boot of my trooper next to my gleaming hymer.
I have suffered a dose of stress today and have awarded myself a day off tomorrow in the arms and busom of a late developing photographer named Myrtle in a purple turtle sweater who has promised to fill my album with oozing kisses and strawberry jammie dodgers for our next catalogue. She doesn't like me to talk dirty so I told her I would save my tongue for the front column of the Settle Housewives Letterbox for Lonely Shepherdesses.
Peetah +++ I've put my bike rack on the Troop and wd40'd the sprockets for my next adventure - The Milkrace on Ice through Marsden and Buckstones with a Bacon Sandwich with flat white Tee-a-cake calling in to The Delph Thistles in your Pants Cafe and Gift Shop to choose my own bithday card for the TWENTY FIFTH of NEVER.
It was foggy this morning till 11 but we were rewarded with a beautiful sunny lunch and spring like afternoon. The wind has cleared up thanks to a glass of honey and lemon with a pinch of nettlejuice.
The boys and I are going to Derbyshire on Friday to negotiate a big bullion deal in aluminium slippers. They are completely non sweat and you can have your cereals in them while you have your arse tattooed.
Trish and I are going to Liverpool on Saturday to see Sing Live's Liverpudlian Blood Brothers and Swingout Sisters with a coach load.
We still think we could be in with a chance to suprise you this week ... have you checked your brooklands mailbox every day.
Many hippy hippy shake regards from your England's Green and Peasant Ambassadors...
Geoffrey and Godzilla .s.w.a.l.k.
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