Feb 28th 2005 to Nelson NZ
Dear Nutter (Nero for short) and PMW
My favourite song at the moment is this. "You raise me up - Josh Groban" Perhaps I can share it with you and Pedro. Sorry if it took a while to download.
Truffle loves it. Very Irish lilt. My mother told me grandfather Thomas had Irish descendants. (One of them half-murdered his wife because she wouldn't use microsoft messenger.)
Please play it and think of me in concert.
Think I'll start a new insurance company calle
d Caravan-Lenders.
No premium, No paperwork, No reminders,
If you have a TV Licence you are given a stolen twin-axled super caravan at the Hull Ferry Terminal with a fresh hamper, 12 months clean marks & sparks underpants to insure you never mess up, A diamond ring to scratch your initials into the glass, Roget's Thesaurus in French for Bumwipes.
A giant Mona Lisa Awning where you scramble in through her gob by the light of Chanel smelling candles while eating a bucketload of free Cuban Roast Pork Dip tomatoes, pepper jack, dijon on french bread grilled ... with lemon grass beurre blanc Parmesan Chicken and three Truffles in mushroom sauce and of course - no kids.
You leave it in Paris and are given a brand new Ferrari with keys to a country mansion with own pool, helliport and a Sasha Distell Umbrella Stand inscribed with 'Our policy - when raindrops keep falling on your head - nick a caravan and piss off into the sun'.
Super-Cara-Fridge-Realistic !!!
Lurv you later
Geoff & Truffle xx
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