Cannibal Chief says to the man with a broken arm, lost in the jungle, Chief: “Cumbo Eato Armo Slingo!“ (Couldn’t eat another sling) “Dooyoo Licko Feesho Bizzo Veenga” (Do you like fish with bits and vinegar??) Man: .”Yowa Dowta Expresso Mumbo Kiddo !” (Your daughter is expecting my child!) Chief: "BASTO - Mee Busto Udda Armo Un Kutta Ya Kockoff!
Geoff’s Original Joke for today! 06/01/2010
Man walks into Chemist Shop ... “Could I have something for the weekend please?” Young sexy assistant says... “What about a right good massage, breakfast in bed, packet of 3 and the best bonk of your life?” Man replies... “Good heavens - I’m only looking for a wash bag and hand cream - I’m bell ringing for the Bishop! ... Whoosh ... when’s your day off you sexy farmersister?”
